i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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