So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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