dude i'm inner monologue high
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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