just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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