Dual....:-)
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
BRING THE BAGELS
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
