Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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