what if I'm pregnant?
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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