i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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