Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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