Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
