I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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