i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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