Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
