There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
