dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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