Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
