I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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