no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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