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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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