P.S. I can't hear my feet
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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