I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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