it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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