Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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