i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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