Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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