You work out of a Hotel?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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