When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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