cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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