i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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