I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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