My room smells like vodka and shame
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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