Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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