So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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