Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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