he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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