Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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