The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I need moral support for this bender
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
