she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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