I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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