it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize
