I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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