I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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