I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
