So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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