Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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