It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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