Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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