Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
