Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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