when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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