Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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