He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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