what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She needs sedatives and a leash
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
