I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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