we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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